decepticons:

i went to this guys house to watch movies with him and he forreal made me watch Cars. i hate boys

(via katara)

childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru

(via copaceticworld)

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via pizza)

dontrunstay:

All men must die, but we are not men. 

(via dutchster)

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