miucciapet:

me in every situation

(via productofsweden)

Timestamp: 1406016541

u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

(Source: officialbeyonceknowles, via givenchyprincesss)

stupidstagram:

so many hot girls……. all of us 

maybe 5 hot boys 

in 

the world 

(via beyoncebeytwice)

watching porn

  • while you're horny: YOOOOOO
  • after you cum: ew

riley-coyote:

officialprostitute:

why do dads sneeze so loud

(via guy)

lmaoalien:

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

 

(via kingsleyyy)